I mean, not the parking part, but one of my co-workers has this nice 2000 996 C2S cab (with only 30-something k on the clock), he barely ever drives it to work. This is the second time I’ve taken the f-car to work. Both are 2000’s, both are similar shades of silver, and both are super low miles for the age (his is 30-something, I think around 35k, mine rolled 19k on the way in this morning)

Then later it rained so now we both need to wash our cars...