I don’t have a dash cam, so please accept this STS for the re-enactment.

I was waiting at a stop light with others under a highway overpass. The lead guy in my lane jumps out of his Caddy and runs over to one of the pylons, shields himself best he can behind it, and proceeds to take a leak. Of course, the light turns green while he’s out. Then, he nearly gets squished by all the cars going around his while he tries to get back in. This was a city street, not the middle of nowhere.

Unbelievable.