This image represents how i'm feeling today

what ever is inside me needs to be dealt with by people in fancy suits

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I went to collect my children from the neighbors and he told me to relax and have a beer. Then another, and another. I finally got home to a rib eye roast that had been waiting in the oven for me, which I erased from existence. I promptly went upstairs and went to bed, allowing all that delicious beer and beef to just ferment in my stomach over night. the office bathroom has been under assault all morning with no signs of stopping.

Illustration for article titled This image represents how im feeling today

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