Dear Craigslist seller,

I'm looking at your ad. Is your vehicle the GMC "Saburvan", or is it the "Saberban"? Did you notice that you have a picture posted that actually spells out the fricken' model name of the vehicle? I see that the "Vortek" engine only needs a "head job". Me, too, ha ha ha.

Also, thanks for posting all of the pictures, though the massively overcompressed JPEGs do a great job of hiding every possible detail.

Anyway, thanks for taking the time to post an ad with the absolute least amount of effort or spell-checking.