Oh wait, this is a “Lumina”:

Originally dubbed the “Lumina APV”, the APV designation was eventually dropped in order to (according to Wikipedia) “make the name more consistent with the cars”. WTF

This is a Lumina coupe:

So eurodynamic

This here’s a 2nd-gen Lumina:

You can still see some of the same design language in the front bumper.

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But this Lumina is supposedly a “Monte Carlo”:

GTFO. That’s a Lumina coupe and you know it, GM.

This Commodore is a “Lumina”:

A RWD Lumina? What’s next, a FWD Corvette?

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Here’s a newer SS version:

Don’t believe me? Zoom in on the badge. I swear I didn’t photoshop this.

I love utes, but surely Chevy could have come up with a better name for this than “Lumina”...

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Thanks to boredalways for letting me know that this existed.

Chevrolet never could make up their mind what a Lumina was supposed to be, could they. Not even from the start.

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