The ethernet connection in my dorm refuses to actually connect me to the internet. The WiFi is horrifically slow and unreliable to the point of being unusable for most tasks and tech support is beyond useless (I told you 5 times, I don’t have an IP address because I can’t connect to the network!). All I want to do is relax and play some Forza with friends.

Rant over. Have a WRC Impreza.