I can feel a distinct lump in my left... breast (I'm a dude so I'm not used to saying this!) that isn't duplicated in the right one. It's way too small to be gynocomastia. I'm going to get it checked out today. I am fervently hoping it's benign or even just a cyst, but since I'm a designer not a doctor, I haven't the foggiest. I need prayers, good vibes, whatever you guys can send- this is, for me and my family, uncharted territory.
Have Ferrucio Lamborghini's Riva Aquarama (=3 oh dear) for your time.