The dummy in the blue car didn’t understand how lines work. So the dummy in the red car decided to ignore them, too. You might be wondering why I chose red when I got black scuffs on my bumper... That’s because I watched a guy in a red Corolla back into me beforehand. So it happened at least twice.

Parking spots are not suggestions, people. You’re not being courteous by letting an extra car fit in there; you’re being an asshole.