If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

“This is Melanie from the dealer processing department. We are calling because we sent you a final courtesy notice that your warranty has expired.”

Would that be the warranty on the ‘87 with 400,000 miles, the ‘66 British import, or one of the ‘63 Fords...

Wait, I know. It’s the ‘59 Lincoln that totally had a 50 year/50,000 mile warranty. Gosh, guess I let that one slip.

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