On today's episode of Wheeler Dealers:

I want to replace this cheap plastic and metal part that performs a simple but vital function and is probably worth three pence all total. Unfortunately, Porsche won't sell me the part without making me buy a brand new intake manifold made out of an unobtanium/wonderflonium alloy and costs over £9000.

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