So much for 3 day shipping. No help whatsoever from USPS customer service.
At least my package made it out of (robot voice) “CHICAGO METRO HUB”, which is notorious for being a black hole. Apparently, others have had packages stuck in the “CHICAGO METRO HUB” for weeks and even months.
I might be able to sleep peacefully tonight knowing that my package has finally reached it’s destination state: