I’m happy I’m investing in what I’m going to call “two-factor security” in my home, because this “crap” will stop one way or another...

Today in “crap” someone who has something against myself or my mum did, actual crap on my window screen. We were replacing the broken window from my last “home life is a literal nightmare post” when it was discovered.

It looks like it’s been there for awhile but it smells something like dog poop, could be human poop too though. Surprise surprise, guess who is the only person near my house that has two dogs?


I guess they figured that they can’t just finish off the window as that would have required breaking the screen and triggering the alarm.

Hope whoever did this had fun...

This post gets nuked in 24 hours for reasons relating to my own incredible lack of sense of security right now.