Actually, it kind of is. It’s a Mercury Montego LX Coupe, which makes it essentially a more upscale version of the Torino. It’s still Starsky and Hutch, only with monocles. It falls somewhere between a Muscle car like that Firebird from yesterday and a Lincoln Continental personal luxury car.

Also, here’s a very clean E46 M3. I like the wheels. I like the condition. I like that it’s a manual. I don’t like that it’s Phoenix Yellow, which for me is only a half-click better than those puss green Wranglers and Saab convertibles that people in Portland drive.