Ferraris, Lambos? I wish.

After last week’s “we have to improve our talent!” (Seriously. This was actually said in an all-hands meeting.)

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

But hey, it’s not like developers lied to infosec about sensitive data, right? Oh wait...

At least I got my early turn-in paperwork for my ... no, this is the regular turn-in paperwork. And they somehow tacked on ANOTHER MONTH? Uh, no. You are getting this shit back in warranty period GM.


I do not know if I am going to last another two weeks waiting for Onyxia.

In the meantime, somebody pour my whiskey for me. I’m just too exhausted.