This Post: Fueled By GASOOOOLINE

The quintessential first world California problem right now.

The power is out, again. The wind is blowing, but not as hard as it did the other day. I had 60 mph gusts at my house, being on top of a ridge. The kids trampoline was found one-hundred and fifty feet from origin and stuck on the corner of my 11kw solar array...

This post is being brought to you by the sweetness of 91-octane and a Cummins-Onan generator. NOT the pictured Cummins-Onan P2500i. That one CAME BROKEN IN THE BOX. A second, larger Cummins-Onan P9500df came last week just in time for this shitshow. It is currently powering this post.

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Some large knuckle dragger smashed the plastic spark plug boot on too hard at the factory...

Never thought I’d be living my grandfather’s lifestyle of wanting a gasoline (or diesel) engine attached to everything I own... but here we are...

I’ll be back when it doesn’t cost $4.50 a gallon to write these articles.

I’m buying stock in Generac tomorrow. Bahahah!

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