Football players can be flashy, no doubt. But this chromed out one ton GMC 3500 4x4 with PURPLE FUCKING RIMS takes “flashy” to the next level. And it’s not the only one-off car in the lot at NRG Stadium.

I can’t tell, but is that MB S-Class a Pullman or a Maybach?! WHY?!?!


Please note the matte army green Mercedes SUV with the red interior in the back. No comment.

New money makes people do weird shit.