People are enough anti-cargo-short that people on Gawker feel writing a pro-cargo-short article is appropriately shit-stirring enough for the afternoon anger crowd.

/wears cargo shorts all the time, except when he wears cargo or carpenter pants.

WTF. Seriously. W. T. F. Does no one have anything better to be angry about?

P.S. If we want to talk about embarrassing clothing choices, how about we discuss Adidas sandals and track pants?