“Mom, how come I still didn’t get my period? I mean I’m already 19 and Janet got hers when she was just 13!”
“Listen to me, Brian, you’re NOT getting a period ever!”

A camel meets an elephant. The elephant asks jokingly: “Why do you have two breasts on your back?” The camel replies: “With a face like yours, I’d just shut up.”

Father: “Son, you were adopted.”
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”
Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”