Time to burn the Swedish Christmas Goat!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4vle_goat 

UPDATE:

You can get Christmas Goats from your local Ikea!

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But don’t take this as a suggestion that you should get your own Swedish Goat to burn.

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No way.

Don’t Do That.

Don’t even buy the smaller one that would probably fit nicely in your fire place or wood burning stove.