If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

TL;DR - Saw Gatsby, Jordan is hot

The movie had its ups (violent-sounding cars) and downs (Jay-Z), but what I left the theater with was Jordan Baker (Elizabeth Debicki). Better picture after the jump, to dodge cropping.

Jordan Baker is a pretty sultry woman in the book IMO, and she certainly was onscreen in this latest film.

Also, Carey Mulligan was prettier than normal tonight. I think it's the short hair, or by extension, just 20's fashion overall—which is fucking great, let's be real.

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Finally shoutout to the guy who played Tom. Quality acting.

Alright, I'm just up at this hour looking at pictures of women because I am a̶ ̶t̶e̶e̶n̶a̶g̶e̶r̶ digesting a large, late dinner.

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