Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to buy old cars and trucks
The slings and arrows of a very outrageous number of vehicles,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of Priuses
And by opposing end them: to do burnouts, and save the manuals.

Someone talk me out of this so I don’t end up taking out a student loan and eating ramen noodles next semester.

Or, ya know, don’t...