If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

To Buy or Not To Buy, that is the question; A Squarebody Soliloquy

Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to buy old cars and trucks
The slings and arrows of a very outrageous number of vehicles,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of Priuses
And by opposing end them: to do burnouts, and save the manuals.

Someone talk me out of this so I don’t end up taking out a student loan and eating ramen noodles next semester.


Or, ya know, don’t...

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