Illustration for article titled To go to the store or not: toilet seat edition

The toilet seat in my powder room is old and a little loose and I’d been meaning to replace it, but never got around to it. Today my wife told me that it friggin cracked. It’s still in one piece but I’m not sure it’s capable of supporting human asses anymore. Earliest delivery dates are May 11 from Home Depot or May 6 from Amazon. So...looks like I have a trip to Home Depot in my future, sometime before May 6 preferably. Yay!

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