No, you don’t need to get into the left lane at that speed when there’s nothing in front of you.
No, you don’t need to keep tapping your brakes through that rough stretch. It just makes it worse.
No you don’t need to start speeding up AFTER I’ve passed you.
No you don’t need to honk after deliberately trying to shrink the gap when I need to get back in to get by the next pack of trucks. Number one, I know where my truck is, you had lots of room. Fuck you. Number two, I was going as fast as I wanted, and it was sufficient to get back in front of you. I’m not going to go faster than I need to just because you’re trying to push me around. Fuck you again.
You may now resume your day