If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Today I learned....

That Depositions aren’t much like Inquisitions and lawyers love to say, “I object to form.” This usually happens when the plaintiff’s lawyer asks a multi-part question or a question that calls for speculation.

That Manhattan has more than its fair share of black SUVs and that some cyclists actually stop for traffic (at least when they are pulling a trailer).

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That Bus Lanes don’t mean jack squat until one of these guys shows up.

That even when those guys show up, the rules don’t apply to some cars AND more cars in NYC deserve fancy bumper guards.

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That people who double park, even if they are just “standing,” are of the devil and deserve a special punishment for screwing up traffic. (Yeah, I’m looking at you, Camry driver.)

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And finally, Korean BBQ doesn’t taste as good as it looks and is a taste that I will never acquire.

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Despite all of your excellent suggestions, I decided to try something new and instantly regretted it.

I head back home tomorrow. Thanks for tagging along, Oppo!

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