I have a new job! It has a garage next to it. Unlike the last place I worked that was stocked with Ferraris with Montana plates, this place only has a Camaro that always parks across the same two spaces, always next to this Civic.

Now, I’m sure the owner of this 50th Anniversary Edition Camaro takes pride in their car, but in this particular garage, they’re not exactly hurting for empty parking spaces such that they’d need to park across 2 spaces to ensure nobody (except this Civic!) parks next to them.

Ok, Camaro Fifty owner, you do you.