This allegedly started life as the frame of a 1985 Chevrolet Caprice Classic. Now it’s... well, I don’t know what the hell it is. But you can have it for the low low price of $14,500!

The man with the plan was obviously “inspired” by a whole mess of mediocre GM products. The headlights look like more rounded versions of the last F-Body Camaros. The taillights are C5-tastic. My guess is the bed is off an old S10. The front clip and rear fenders look custom, in the same way that when you scribble nonsense on a blank piece of paper it becomes “custom” too.

My first question, obviously, is why. My second question is how do you get to the engine? There’s no hood. Which means the entire front end must tilt forward, like Doge’s Hummer. That’s how you know it’s a real truck, after all. And yet, in the most un-truck move ever, the owner decided to lose the bench seat. So close, yet so far.


Oh yes, and someone tricked a blind person into bidding $10K, reserve not met. How much you want to bet the seller refuses to come down?