I get to replace this hose...

Quietly minding my own business...slashing the planet with the tractor. And I’m suddenly and effectively lubricated by a spray of engine coolant.

This bottom hose split and sent coolant spraying towards the fan which then spread it all over me and the tractor.

Now I have to get my hands in there to get the old one out and the new one back in.

I predict a few choice expletives will grace our paddocks...