There's a place a few doors down from the dealership that we have nicknamed "The Junk Store" and they sell food that is past its sell by date at pretty low prices, and they're sadly going out of business. BUT, that means FREE FOOD. Never in my life have I had 6 cans of picked baby carrots, like four bags of chips, and like 5 power bars in my office. Best day ever.

EDIT: If I die, someone tell my girlfriend I love her.