We have a 1976 Opel Manta for $250 with a clear title.
It’s a good looking car (car pictured is not the one for sale)
It’s not 4 hours away
It looks like you won’t even need a chainsaw to get it out
Cons: Where am I going to get parts?
How long will my wife make me sleep in a tent (hey at least it’s spring)
It currently looks like this
I have the money to buy it, but it’ll probably be two years before I can afford to start really doing anything with it.