You can buy a Chevy Spark with plastic cladding, roof rails, “skid plates”, and big offroader-ish fog lights. It’s called the ACTIV. I don’t remember this being revealed.

The sad thing is, these damn things will probably sell, and sell, and sell.

On the bright side, you can get a stick. 

Who am I kidding there is no bright side. Just buy a regular, actually kinda handsome Spark, people.