Behold!

Wheel in the sky...
K I T C H E N
Everyone’s favorite: BOWL SINKS
OH YEAH

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Big, nice loft. No bathroom or closet though... I would have had them throw in a little reach-in if I were a buyer.
Watch my naked glistening body!!! It’s the guest suite so I guess that okay.

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A simple, functional closet. I approve.
So then the mirror says to the carpenter, “I’ve been framed!” Dohohohoho
fancy boi

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Walk-in shower, glass panels on order.
Deeply recessed toe kicks. This is actually a really good idea. You can comfortably rest your genitals on the countertop while you pop ingrown hairs on your neck.
Ever notice that everyone with a butler’s pantry never seems to have a butler? [cue Seinfeld outro theme]

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Tile!
Taste the new-ness!!!

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And now, I wait for the spirited replies.