Today's housesDr. Zoidberg9/04/18 9:39pmFiled to: housesFiled to: houses422EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteShare to KinjaGo to permalinkBehold!Wheel in the sky...K I T C H E NEveryone’s favorite: BOWL SINKSOH YEAHAdvertisementBig, nice loft. No bathroom or closet though... I would have had them throw in a little reach-in if I were a buyer. Watch my naked glistening body!!! It’s the guest suite so I guess that okay.AdvertisementA simple, functional closet. I approve.So then the mirror says to the carpenter, “I’ve been framed!” Dohohohohofancy boiAdvertisementWalk-in shower, glass panels on order.Deeply recessed toe kicks. This is actually a really good idea. You can comfortably rest your genitals on the countertop while you pop ingrown hairs on your neck.Ever notice that everyone with a butler’s pantry never seems to have a butler? [cue Seinfeld outro theme]AdvertisementTile!Taste the new-ness!!!AdvertisementAnd now, I wait for the spirited replies.