So I’m at home right now waiting during my service window for Comcast to show up. It just died out of the blue in the middle of me watching Highly Questionable on PSVue. Could be my modem, but won’t know for sure until they stop by. Thanks to Amazon, I’ll have another later tonight.

But that’s not why this is Danger Weekend. It’s because today is Star Wars Day (May the 4th Be With You), and tomorrow is the daily double of the Kentucky Derby and Cinco de Mayo! Be prepared to deal with wall to wall drunken assholes from now until at least late Sunday morning.

It maybe managable if they are all like these fine gentlemen

Good luck everybody else!