Now, as many of you know, this is a prank. It’s actually going to be me in the smart, pretending to be a limo driver.
The trap is set: I have “livery” labels on both sides.
I’m prettied up all classy-like.
And I have a sign with her last name written on it.
Just in case the joke falls flat, I bought two cases of Mountain Dew Pitch Black.