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“Physicians of all men are most happy; what good success so ever they have, the world proclaimeth, and what faults they commit, the earth coverest.”—Francis Quarles

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“There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman’s pulse”—Laurence Sterne

“I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age.”—Voltaire

“No doctor takes pleasure in the health even of his friends.”—Michel de Montaigne

“There are only two classes of mankind in the world—doctors and patients.”—Rudyard Kipling

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“Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee.”—George Bernard Shaw

“When people’s ill, they comes to I, I physics, bleeds, and sweats ‘em; sometimes they live, sometimes they die, what’s that to I? I let’s ‘em.”—John Lettsom