Took an s60r on a test drive today, and looked at a v70r. Everything I dreamed of and more. Comfort, style, dynamics. Passing on both because reasons. Driving home, what do I see? An S60r broken down on the side of the road. I’m sure that’s just a fluke.

In related news, there’s a gorgeous, super low-mileage BLUE wagon with a reconstructed title that’s totally fine. Everything’s fine. Everything works. Nothing will break and rack up a repair cost in the five-figure range. The dealership SPECIALIZES in reconstructed title Volvos. Perfect.

Save me from myself, Oppo.