From Men's Health, a series of tips that are useful, ridiculous, and a bit patronizing. Apparently these tips don't apply to women (it says so right in the title - "For Men"), so don't bother showing this article to your tender half. It would be a waste of time for both of you.
I got to #2 - Skip the DIY Car Wash and mostly lost interest, but skimmed the titles anyways. #48 is Wax Off, Then Wax On, which details the importance of waxing your car after washing it yourself. I'm sure there are plenty of other gems in there - I just don't care enough to read through it all.