1. cinnamon toast crunch
2. froot loops
3. cap’n crunch
5. honey nut cheerios
1. off brand cereal, literally all of it. fuck off brand cereal. just fuck it.
2. all-bran (or bran cereal in general) (and all of it’s terrible varieties. if you eat bran cereal, fuck you and fuck your healthy turds. only acceptable variant is raisin bran)
3. mini wheats. fuck mini wheats
4. plain cheerios
5. lucky charms. literally just plain cheerios with shitty marshmallows
you literally CAN NOT refute this list. it is the correct list. the only list.