best:

1. cinnamon toast crunch

2. froot loops

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3. cap’n crunch

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4. life

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5. honey nut cheerios

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worst:

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1. off brand cereal, literally all of it. fuck off brand cereal. just fuck it.

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2. all-bran (or bran cereal in general) (and all of it’s terrible varieties. if you eat bran cereal, fuck you and fuck your healthy turds. only acceptable variant is raisin bran)

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3. mini wheats. fuck mini wheats

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4. plain cheerios

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5. lucky charms. literally just plain cheerios with shitty marshmallows

you literally CAN NOT refute this list. it is the correct list. the only list.