If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Totally agree, assimilate them!

As much as I like to make fun of our less progressive comrades in the flyover zone, it’s not their fault they were born in a field in Oklahoma. Filthy rich people and corporations, especially those on the left side, should be encouraged to lift up the caboose part of America, as people are less likely to waste time on internet conspiracy theories and hate spreading, if they there’s suddenly shit to do in their former, middle of nowhere, town.

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