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Toys for the most boring kid ever

The kid that gets this beige 2003 Corolla and silver 2001 RX is almost guaranteed to end up an actuary.

Toy cars are supposed to be Ferraris and ‘57 Chevys and Range Rovers. Not the boringest vehicles ever halfheartedly stamped out of metal and plastic. It’s bad enough these cars exist in real life. Why in model form, too?

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