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Track, Daily, Burn: Miserable Malaise Econobox Edition

Oldsmobile Omega

Chrysler Lebaron

Mercury Topaz

For comparison’s sake, they are all non-turbo 4 cyl. slushboxes. Because you know I couldn’t make this THAT easy.

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I’d daily the Lebaron because it’s the only one that might actually run well. I’d track the Topaz because I could stuff some XR3i parts underneath and throw some T-Bird Turbo parts at the motor and make it reasonably fast. I’d burn the Omega, even though it’s not bad looking imo, because I don’t have a use for it.

How about you, Oppo?

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