As such, I’ve gotta try to stay awake for 4.5 more hours. So, here’s a list of things I would ban if elected President (in no particular order). Ban black wheels (except black steelies, those are fine)
Ban chrome Torq-Thrusts
Ban Easter (it promotes pastel colors, which are true evil incarnate)
Ban Dollar Stores (be gone junk!)
Ban Grand Ams
Ban Halloween (gore and kitsch are too much)
Christmas can stay but yard decorations and multicolored lights are now banned. Also, every city gets 1 (and only 1) Christmas tree.
And now a series of unrelated car photos!
and most importantly... ban shorts without pockets.