Tried is the key word.
Stripped/broke two ratchet heads trying to get the drain plug off, no damage to the plug. Apparently I need an impact driver to remove it, thanks FCA and FCA dealer techs. Guess I’m paying $70 to get the oil changed in the next couple weeks.
Also the Dart is so low to the ground, on factory wheels (17") and suspension, that I couldn’t use the creeper to get underneath whilst it was on ramps. Shimmied under, on my back and was still almost scraping my face. Same for my buddy helping me who is nearly a foot shorter and 100+ lbs smaller, he could atleast use the creeper.