I hate tomatoes. So, I was excited when I saw only a couple pick-outables in my salad today.
NO! The little red evils were hiding right under my lettuce! And there were a ton of them!
Peh. Pfft. Plllleeeecchhh. Pah. Phhh. Fffff. Yuck.
Look, tomatoes. No pico de gallo, no me gusta. That's how it works. Stay the heck away from my mouth!