True Hoonywood Stories

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when I was young, I was gifted a Ford Festiva. great car, but terrible for a teenage male. since it was FWD, I couldn’t power slide or drift, so I decided I’d learn to e-brake slide like a bad-ass. after several sketchy nearly rolling the car attempts, the cheap tires on the car literally fell apart in chunks until wire was exposed. luckily, they had a Les Schwab 70k mile warranty, and I had put like 200 miles on them. knowing they’d call me out for hooning, I had my Grandma go to Les Schwab to deal with the warranty claim. they called her out on hooning, and unfortunately, her best “Me? in a Ford Festiva? On the way to church and back?” didn’t work, so I was out $40 for two replacement tires.


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