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Two cards. Have fun. I have.

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When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate Jason Torchinsky.

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Instead of coal, Bernie Santa now gives the bad children 55-place grid penalties.

There. The answer’s in bold. That’s the format to follow. Why not a PYX game? Because I’m lazy.

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