It started yesterday. I’m in Apex getting food, as people do. Turning a corner to get back to the car, I’m greeted with this. I instantly fall on love. But like Billy Mays, that’s not all.

This morning, I’m in Durham getting food, as people do. Turning a corner to get back in the car, I’m greeted with this. I instantly fall in love.

OK so a quick list of things that we’ve learned through this post:

1. I eat a lot of food.

2. W123 300CD’s are attracted to me.

3. I need more food.

4. I need a W123 300CD.

Well, most of y’all are already aware of my W123 obsession, and a clean coupe or wagon only perpetuates the aforementioned obsession and I am then led into a life of diesel addiction. It’s better than a heroin addiction, I guess.