If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Ugh the Defenders are coming out of hibernation

*Dons flame suit* Pretty soon we’re gonna be tripping over the damn things at every street corner and parking area. They’re as common as Civics here and they clog up the roads with their slowness and they smell bad and you can hear them from a mile away.

Also: some fine municipal landscaping paid for by my tax dollars:


As you can probably tell I’m in a wonderful mood today.

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