...but, it’s something I need to ask, so here goes. *Deep breath* *sigh*

...how do I get a girlfriend?

Now, I’m not a total noob at it. I’ve been on dates and had girlfriend, geez. The last relationship I was in was three friggin’ years ago and that was an abject disaster. I’ve been on tons of dates since - and each and every one of them sucked, with me going back home thinking I could’ve been at home watching Good Luck Charlie instead. Seriously.

So I’m kind of burned out on OkCupid, Plenty of Fish, Tinder, all the other online stuff because sea of shit. So, um, yeah.

Also if I had to go back to online dating, uh, how do I built an effective profile that doesn’t suck crap through a straw?