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Trying to buy a small RC boat on Marketbook Faceplace:

Me: I’m intersted in the RC boat and work in your town. Could we set up a time to meet?

Seller: ok

Then this:

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uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh sooooooooooo likkeeee when? It’s hard to sell something if you can’t specify a date and time to meet someone. This is fifteen dollars we’re talking about. I don’t need a lot of time to think about it, or to inspect the item. We meet. I give you money. You give me item. Bye.

How hard can it be? He’s the one replying to me at 6:30am, it’s not like I’m being a pest. Aiden, I just know you’re a high school student whose parents probably told you they weren’t giving you any money because they know you’re vaping it away, but dude. Here I am waving money in your face.

TAKE IT

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