The lease special offer on a new BMW 320i forces you to stay under $35,400. I dare any one of you to build a car with any sort of options to stay under that number.

I live in Ohio, so all I really wanted was heated seats and the sport package with a manual. For added extravagance, I optioned folding rear seats for the trunk. Yeah, $36,970. Ridiculous, what’s the point of even having the special then?